Formerly known as Professor Dumbass, albeit spelled incorrectly.
Yo. I'm Eli, and I live in Georgia. I'm dying to get out of here as soon as I can, so feel free to chat! New people and places are awesome! So yeah, I like friends. I'm as liberal as they come, despite being surrounded by people who aren't. I love Glee, Harry Potter, Starkids, Yu-Gi-Oh, Doctor Who, Christmas, and many other things that lots of people have labeled me a hipster for.
I'm pansexual but often have to say I'm bi because I live in Georgia where people are very uneducated on sexuality.